maya-san climbs maya-san

dear blog,
i have officially climbed maya-san. maya-san has climbed maya-san… lol.

it was really scary. quite possibly the scariest thing I have ever done. first of all, never climb a mountain alone. second of all, never climb a mountain when it’s literally raining. third of all, never try anything new over the age of 18 or else you will end up hurting yourself (JK, always do something new everyday.) i felt it in the air that i was probably gonna die, probably by bear or something. thankfully, i survived to see the top + a cute black and white cat chilling under a bench. yay!

i am satisfied now that I have done that. the only things i kinda do want to do now are get another pair of sweatpants, eat at two restaurants, and watch supergirl which I will probably do tomorrow…

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terrible story #2:
As promised, here is my terrible story #2.

Sally: “hi drew.”

Drew: “hi sally. How are you lately?”

Sally: “good, good.”

Drew: “nice.”

Sally: “so whatcha doin later?”

Drew: “nothing much. how about you?”

Sally: “i’m going on a date, actually.”

Drew: “really? Wow. Who’s the special guy?”

Sally: “drew… it’s not a guy…”

Drew: “oh, im sorry i didnt know you swung that way Sally-“

Sally: “no, drew, you don’t understand…”

Drew: “what do you mean, Sally?”

Sally: “i mean… i’m on a date with a date.”

Drew: “what are you talking about sally?”

Sally: “i’m in love with fruits!”

Drew proceeds to transform into a kiwi. Sally planed this all along.

Drew: “…”

Sally: “thank goodness i took those witch crafting 101 lessons! Now, you’re mine forever!”

not all stories have a happy ending, unfortunately.

Next time, i want to write something gay. I love love gay stories, and I think I'm ready for the challenge!

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i’m tired now so じゃね！